What Dog Are You? Extras
This chapter was removed from the book so we thought we would add it here.
Top 10 Things you learned from your dog.

1.
Always make time for a joyride to feel the wind rushing through
your fur
2. Find time for long naps and good stretches.
3. While out for your daily walk, don't chase a skunk.
4. I am who I am, just love me!
5. Keep your license handy.
6. Never use a bite when a bark will do
7. Make people feel welcome, a cold nose in the groin is most
effective.
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
9. To comfort someone, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
10. If you've had great news, do the Snoopy happy dance and wag
you entire body.
Top 10 Reasons why it's great to be a dog.


1. Bath time? What's that?
2. You don't have to worry about money.
3. If it itches, scratch it(even in public) - no one will be offended.
4. Even the smallest bones make you happy.
5. You don't have to hit the snooze button to sleep late everyday.
6. Meal time? Just dig in...Look ma, no paws!
7. Everyone likes to brush your hair.
8. The same old people still make you piddle on the floor.
9. Your favorite buffet place is the garbage can.
10. Puppy love never fades.
Monday
7:00 am- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
7:30 am- OH BOY! FOOD! WAHOO!
7:45 am- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
9:30 am- OH BOY! MY BALL! WAHOO!
10:15 am- OH BOY! MY BONE! YIPEE!
11:20 am- OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! WAHOO!
12:00 noon- OH BOY! THE KIDS! WAHOO!
12:30 pm- OH BOY !THE YARD! YIPEE!
3:00 pm- OH BOY! THE KIDS! WAHOO!
4:18 pm- OH BOY! BISCUITS! YIPEE!
5:30 pm- OH BOY! THE COUCH! WAHOO!
6:45 pm- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
7:23 pm- OH BOY! THE COUCH! WAHOO!

Tuesday

7:00 am- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
7:30 am- OH BOY! FOOD! WAHOO!
7:45 am- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
9:30 am- OH BOY! MY BALL! WAHOO!
10:15 am- OH BOY! MY BONE! YIPEE!
11:20 am- OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! WAHOO!
12:00 noon- OH BOY! THE KIDS! WAHOO!
12:30 pm- OH BOY !THE YARD! YIPEE!
3:00 pm- OH BOY! THE KIDS! WAHOO!
4:18 pm- OH BOY! BISCUITS! YIPEE!
5:30 pm- OH BOY! THE COUCH! WAHOO!
6:45 pm- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
7:23 pm- OH BOY! THE COUCH! WAHOO!
Doggy Days!!
Wednesday
7:00 am- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
7:30 am- OH BOY! FOOD! WAHOO!
7:45 am- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
9:30 am- OH BOY! MY BALL! WAHOO!
10:15 am- OH BOY! MY BONE! YIPEE!
11:20 am- OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! WAHOO!
12:00 noon- OH BOY! THE KIDS! WAHOO!
12:30 pm- OH BOY !THE YARD! YIPEE!
3:00 pm- OH BOY! THE KIDS! WAHOO!
4:18 pm- OH BOY! BISCUITS! YIPEE!
5:30 pm- OH BOY! THE COUCH! WAHOO!
6:45 pm- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
7:23 pm- OH BOY! THE COUCH! WAHOO!

Thursday

7:00 am- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
7:30 am- OH BOY! FOOD! WAHOO!
7:45 am- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
9:30 am- OH BOY! MY BALL! WAHOO!
10:15 am- OH BOY! MY BONE! YIPEE!
11:20 am- OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! WAHOO!
12:00 noon- OH BOY! THE KIDS! WAHOO!
12:30 pm- OH BOY !THE YARD! YIPEE!
3:00 pm- OH BOY! THE KIDS! WAHOO!
4:18 pm- OH BOY! BISCUITS! YIPEE!
5:30 pm- OH BOY! THE COUCH! WAHOO!
6:45 pm- OH BOY! THE YARD! YIPEE!
7:23 pm- OH BOY! THE COUCH! WAHOO!
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